We're Country!!

On Sunday night the Teen Choice Awards aired on Fox. Now, I HATE award shows of all kinds. But, I especially hate awards show that have stupid categories, annoying hosts, and screaming fans. The Teen Choice awards had all three of those and more to make it the most ridiculous thing I have seen in a long time.

Normally I would not have even thought about turning on the TCA's but FOX had been advertising them for weeks with the promise of a live performance from Kevin Federline. In the wake of all the public retardedness of Brittany Spears, I was a little curious to get to see Mr. Brittany Spears perform. A few days before the show aired I read an interview with K-Fed about how he had all these tricks up his sleeve and how he was going for the "Oh my God factor."

Let us all take a moment here to bask in his suckiness.

In a performance reminiscent of Vanilla Ice (only worse), K-Fed gets on stage and laughingly prowls around, grabbing his crotch and his ice, and screaming lyrical gems such as,

"Don't hate because I'm a superstar!

And I'm married to a superstar!

Nothing' come between us no matter who you are."

His rhyming skills were stunning, during the first verse he is missing the beat, and he didn't even dance. He could of at least taken some advice from his wife and spiced up his act a little bit with a giant snake wrapped around his shoulders or by ripping off his clothes or even by kissing another guy.

It was a highly anticipated performance that flopped harder than a 300 pound man in a speedo. I hope this really is the beginning of the end for the Spears family. I'm sick of hearing about them, sick of seeing them, and sick of the fact that whenever I see them I can't look away.

So here's to hoping he fades into the abyss with other ridiculous music acts of the past. The world will be a better place for it.