A Very Merry Half Birthday to Me.
Today is my half birthday. Six months from now my 25th year on this earth will be over.
Right before I turned 25 I freaked out a little. I think it was because I was living at home, had a crappy job, and no direction in my life. Six months later I'm still at home but trying desperately to get out, am unemployed, and have maybe a little direction. A bunch of my friends told me 25 was a good number. They, of course, had already turned 25 and shared their wisdom with me saying it would be an empowering year and good things should come of of it.
I say they are all lying sons of bitches. With six months to go I have little goodness to speak of.
Right before I turned 25 I freaked out a little. I think it was because I was living at home, had a crappy job, and no direction in my life. Six months later I'm still at home but trying desperately to get out, am unemployed, and have maybe a little direction. A bunch of my friends told me 25 was a good number. They, of course, had already turned 25 and shared their wisdom with me saying it would be an empowering year and good things should come of of it.
I say they are all lying sons of bitches. With six months to go I have little goodness to speak of.

4 Comments:
A lot can happen in six months...but most of your friends are all lying sons of bitches.
Good thing I didn't say anything about the number 25...
Now, at 26, much older and hopefully wiser, I must share with you this infinite wisdom:
Fred is 27, has a job but no direction... You've got time!
at 25 my brother quit his going nowhere job and moved his crap into my parents basement and traveled for awhile. Then it took him like 6 months to find another job once he was done traveling.
Hes still in my parents basement. But hes supposed to be moving out by March 1st. Then I get the basement. woohoo. and Ill probably stay there until I get married. sad huh?
Lying sons of bitches.
A very happy half birthday to you! I hope you go out for half a celebration
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